I have no idea who you could be talking about.
It was great getting to finally meet you Hortensia.
My wife and I would also like to thank you for inadvertently revealing the "Real Truth" to us after so many wasted years in JWism.
The Real Truth is the "I AM" cult of Mt. Shasta!!
I thought you must at least be exaggerating a little bit, but no. My goodness, you are living smack dab in the middle of a very unique bunch of complete loons! Anyway, I'm sure you'll never get sucked into any more mind-control religions, so we're not too worried about your intellectual safety.
As for Queequeg's uncalled-for slandering of our innocent little pooch, I must strenuously object. Their cat shamelessly used her feline wiles on our little guy, even going so far as to nuzzle up to him, when in fact she was placing her scent on him to "mark" him as "taken" from other potential suitors.
All joking aside, it was a genuine pleasure spending some time with you and we'll be sure to give you a call next time we're driving by.
Best,
The OMs and pooch.